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Elephant Mystery Solved

Illegal species of remarkably cute mini elephants found in Rye

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The case of the elephants at Rye Beach has taken a turn. In shocking, yet adorable, new photographs it has been found that Rye residents are sneaking a rare species of mini elephant into their homes. The full sized elephants on the beach are either thought to be family members searching for the mini elephants, or mini elephants that have grown unmanageable as household pets, and set free in the community.

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